Dead politician replaced by robot

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In bizarre political world news, an aspirant Republican congressman, Timothy Ray Murray, has claimed that his opponent was executed in Southern Ukraine in January 2011, and was replaced by a robot. Mr Murray, pictured above, has written on his website:

I, Timothy Ray Murray, am a human, born in Oklahoma, and obtained and continue to fully meet the requirements to serve as U.S. Representative when honored to so.  I will never use a look alike to replace my (The Office’s) message to you or to anyone else, as both the other Republican Challengers have.

Rep. Frank Lucas, and a few other Oklahoma and other States’ Congressional Members were depicted as being executed by The World Court on or about Jan. 11, 2011 in Southern Ukraine. On television they were depicted as being executed by the hanging about the neck until death on a white stage and in front of witnesses. Other now current Members of Congress have shared those facts on television also. We know that it is possible to use look alike artificial or manmade replacements, however Rep. Lucas was not eligible to serve as a Congressional Member after that time.

Congressman Lucas, the alleged robot, has denied Mr Murray’s claims, stating that he had in fact never even been to Ukraine, let alone been executed there. He noted:

“It does come as kind of a shock to read that you’re not you. Many things have been said about me, said to me during course of my campaigns. This is the first time I’ve ever been accused of being a body double or a robot.”

Obviously, one should never trust the wearer of a moustache as sinister as that sported by Mr Murray. Nonetheless, Congressman Lucas does not appear to have provided any evidence to prove that he is in fact human.

The replacement of serving politicians with robot body-doubles may present a disturbing new tool used by the shapeshifting aliens that walk among us. John Key’s chief of staff has of course previously been unable to present any evidence that Mr Key is not a shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement. Body-double robots may well be the next step in Mr Key’s cunning plan. And it would certainly explain the strangely dead look in Paul Goldsmith’s eyes…

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